Hah! Now I can say whatever I want and you assholes can't even read it—unless you can, in which case you should comment back in Poleepkwas and then you and I can make sweet sweet love together because clearly you are meant to be my dorky soul mate or something.
I'm going to post in Poleepkwas quite a bit from now on, I think, and I'll even give you a link so that you can figure out what I'm saying, if you're so inclined, in which case you should comment back in Poleepkwas. And by the by, the paragraph above this one does not say the same thing that this one does. This is an informative paragraph, not a translation. ;) IF YOU LOVE ME. You'll DL the Prawn font and then translate my posts. I've done this to make your day more interesting. Double ;)
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